Spiderham's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Anal Dessecration]

hey i love your shit

dude you commented on something i put up, thats crazy cause i have a song of yours saved on my computer cause i thought it was tight, dude if you have msn or email or some shit you should defiently add me at sub_immortal at hotmail o yea and i didnt listen to this song i jsut wanted to talk to you ha its a ten though.....sick rock on

GoreBastard responds:

Cheers dude! Yeah, my e-mail address is in my profile, and my AIM user name is GoreB4stard

[Old School Metal 80s HairGore!]

Again badass

Yea that riff did sound really metallica ish but who gives a damn. I really like your shit dont even bother and look at mine its all old and im better now and play alot differently, dude i just kicked my drummer out of my band, do you use a drum machine?

GoreBastard responds:

Thanks mate, yeah I use a drum program called Acoustica Beatcraft from Acoustica.com, it's pretty easy to use and sounds ok. Nothing like the real thing though Cheers for the review mate!

[Rock Bastards from Planet Cock]

hey i realy liked your crap

Hey im a huge metallica fan cause its badass music your stuff sonds, like those grate bands that started out and lasted forever,like its one of those bands, keep the shit up and find a singer, your guitarest looks sounds like hes got mass potential

GoreBastard responds:

THANKS! Cool, yeah the Guitar is all me and I can do some good death metal style vocals, but I never get the chance to record them, I need somewhere I can record with no people around so I can shout at the top of my voice!
Thanks for such a kick ass review mate!

[No Title Yet...]

where do you live

dude where the fuck do you live this shits awsome, ha i really need some one liek you in my band lol, this song is sweet its on my computer and staying there.

GBInFlames responds:

:D Thx again... im glad that ppl like my playing, i personaly thought it was alright at best, but thats not what u guys are saying in these reviews... oh and i live in ohio... but prob not for long... ill prob be somewhere in canada within a few months...

[The Road To Metal (Extended)]

dont you hate it when people dont review

hey man i really like your stuff and thats rare comming from me because im pretty critical when it comes to music. I really hate alot of the stuff thats out now and have bin workin on my band and wish there was more people around with your kinda talent, you should check out some of the crap ive put on this sight and give me some input.

GBInFlames responds:

Hey man, thx for the review... and i will be sure to check out ur stuff, im always in the mood to hear new music :)

[Speed Defies Gravity - metal!]

sounds good

sounds pretty good, more up beat than alot of the crap you hear these days, did you do all of it or was some one els on drums and that stuff?

staticnoise responds:

Thanks. Nah, it's all me (with a lot of editing and over dubs!)

[cemetary gates]

well didnt listen to all of it

well i didnt listen to all of it, dont know why short attention span i suppose but i thought it was pretty good, sounded good, was all of that you?

SCOTTMARK responds:

yeah it was all me

[Trashcanned - Synapse]

this sucked

as a metal guitarest i would have to say this is the biggest example of modern day shit rock that is being perduced today. its shitty talent less noise with no skill envolved at all just all of of gimics. do the world a favore and shut the fuck up all of you, do any of you even know what a scale is.

Questionauthority responds:

and that from a guy who has green day in his favorite bands-you should know that simple lines do not mean no talent. grow up and give some constructive feedback
ps: audio from spiderham = 0
you = fail